I dreamed a dream....Wait what?

Inception?


WRONG!

This is not about levels of dreams, or dream catchers, or dream weavers, NO. It´s about a little something I like to call, JOY IN THE SCREEN(MUSICALS)! Fiddler in the Roof, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Hairspray, Rent, Oz, Nine, Love, etc... The list is endless and if you come to think about it, though considered a very homosexual culture, musicals are all about emotions and combining them with the great communicator: MUSIC. Have you ever walked around just walking pissed off along a group of friends and seen this:



THOUGH IT LOOKS GAY, GOTTA ADMIT THAT KINDA FLEXIBILITY IS PRETTY RAD

or have you ever just wondered if that special one is thinking of you and just busted out a Think of me Moment


(Gerard Butler did and he´s King "MOTHERFUCKING" Leonidas" )

Probably not. Let me tell you this, life is a lot easier with music. You may think yeah it´s gay when you´re just having a bad day and all of a sudden bust a move and start singing but have you ever just stood in front of your mirror with headphones on lip-syncing your favorite song? Have you ever started singing a random song that you just love that came up on the radio? Have you ever just been sitting in a restaurant on a date with that lovely someone when a romantic song comes up and you just stare at each other looking hopelessly foolish? Have you ever been so down you heard a Bryan Adams song and busted that shit UP because you knew deep inside your heart he knew his shit? Well my friends if you´ve ever experienced something like that, you´re in no position to criticize musicals.

Music is not just an industry that sells tons of prefabricated "artists" , it´s a way of expressing how you feel. Let me tell you something, expressing your feelings may make people call you gay. But not doing so may make people run for their lives when you finally snap and start to shoot up the farmer´s market. At times we all need a bit of theatricality in our lives, just living in a whimsically and flamboyantly, living life the way you want it, letting it all out. There are many ways to live your life and personally I´m not someone who would consider itself apt to tell you how to do it, but as long as you live it your way (as gay as it may look) you´ll be feeling smooth.

P.S. A SHOUT OUT FOR ALL THE GLEEKS OUT THERE!

Snap

It happens, it´s usually bad when it happens but we all eventually snap. Sometimes unexpectedly, sometimes even with people we didn´t even intend to or were not originally angry at and doesn´t it just suck after it happens. You know the feeling; your heartbeat starts raising, you stare at that person like you wanted to rip their head off, some of us walk in circles trying to either control ourselves or have some balls to go at it, you start walking in a B line just marching on cause you know shit is about to go down


(GOT YOUR SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN FACE?)

It usually starts off in a calm yet terrorizing way when you start doing your "smart talk" trying to come up with some bullshit speech intended to intimidate the other person and as you walk you slowly surround them, then ALL FUCKING HELL BREAKS LOOSE


(HELL BROKE LOOSE)

At this point there is nothing one can explain, the turmoil is running wild. People are screaming (You tend to hear several people but it´s actually your evil demonic side with a million voices)




(A FUCKING LEGION)

and while that unlucky fella who just happened to run into you on a shitty day just looks frightened, at times they snap back and there are just 2 legions of fucking a holes, there is bound to be a moment when you start feeling that adrenaline rush. Oh the fucking adrenaline, the adrenaline can make a schmuck like this



Into William Fucking Shakespeare, you start inventing insults people didn´t even dream about bringing douchebaggery to a whole new level of rage and anger and when that person starts crying (at this point there are tears in the building) and then you walk away and feel fucking infuriated, usually a dumb friend comes along says something stupid like:


(YO MAN YOU WERE FUCKING RUNNING WILD, THAT SHIT IS CRAZY)


And though that SHIT was indeed wild you just keep walking. By the time you get home you start feeling some regret and..............ah screw you and your expectations in my moral teachings, I´ll just make a list:

1.CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
2. BREATHE
3. CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
4.TALK IT OUT
5.CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
6.Go for a jog or something
7.CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
8. Just take it easy cause angry people just make me spill my coffee....and I don´t even drink coffee

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus....Bullshit

Have you ever heard somebody say shit like: "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME, FUCKING ASSHOLES", or a guy say shit like: "ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS,GOLD DIGGERS, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THEIR BEST INTEREST, FUCK EM ALL" and both guys and chicks saying shit like: "I AIN´T EVER FALLING FOR NO PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN, NEVER AGAIN"



(Ladies and Gentlemen, it was a breakup not the fucking Holocaust so just chill the fuck down, they forgave the Germans and so can you forgive women or men all over the world)

And then the problems begin, men start treating the women they date like shit and women start acting like their vaginas like they were some sort public pool at the YMCA (ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GET IN, ALL OF YOU)and start treating any guy who tries to break their house of bricks


(CAUSE SHE´S A BRICK HOUSE!!!!)

With hostility and this strange thirst of revenge trying to screw over the feelings of anyone trying to get near her. Don´t get me wrong, guys to that too and they tend to do some crazy shit. Going around trying to tap their ex´s best friend, their mom, their sister (when the law allows it, and in some cases not even that) and just go around sleeping and making out with random people. The worst part of all is when this guys and girls start giving you advice on how to handle your relationship problems. Guys will tell you the sort of shit that would make your man whore of a Grandfather (my case, lived with 5 women simultaneously and spawned 36 offsprings) say shit like: "MOTHAFUCKA YOU CRAZY"; advice like: "FUCK HER AND LEAVE HER, GO AHEAD AND GET SOME MORE PUSSY" or "JUST GO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, YOU GOT NEEDS CAUSE YOU A MAN". Chicks well I´m not really knowledgeable in chick advice but they usually end up in some sort of stop believing in love and how they need to be empowered and depend on no one and that sort lesbian feminist chick bullshit. In reality we have to face the truth, men are always gonna be dicks and women are always going to be pushy and bitchy, but that´s nature and that´s reality. The key in finding love is not trying to find someone who´s going to be perfect, it´s finding someone who at the end of the day gives you that goofy looking smile and say to yourself: "Damn, I could take this bullshit all my life and I´d still be happy cause it´s totally fucking worth it". Keep the faith in love fellas, cause you might not believe in it but it sure as hell believes in you.