Snap

It happens, it´s usually bad when it happens but we all eventually snap. Sometimes unexpectedly, sometimes even with people we didn´t even intend to or were not originally angry at and doesn´t it just suck after it happens. You know the feeling; your heartbeat starts raising, you stare at that person like you wanted to rip their head off, some of us walk in circles trying to either control ourselves or have some balls to go at it, you start walking in a B line just marching on cause you know shit is about to go down


(GOT YOUR SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN FACE?)

It usually starts off in a calm yet terrorizing way when you start doing your "smart talk" trying to come up with some bullshit speech intended to intimidate the other person and as you walk you slowly surround them, then ALL FUCKING HELL BREAKS LOOSE


(HELL BROKE LOOSE)

At this point there is nothing one can explain, the turmoil is running wild. People are screaming (You tend to hear several people but it´s actually your evil demonic side with a million voices)




(A FUCKING LEGION)

and while that unlucky fella who just happened to run into you on a shitty day just looks frightened, at times they snap back and there are just 2 legions of fucking a holes, there is bound to be a moment when you start feeling that adrenaline rush. Oh the fucking adrenaline, the adrenaline can make a schmuck like this



Into William Fucking Shakespeare, you start inventing insults people didn´t even dream about bringing douchebaggery to a whole new level of rage and anger and when that person starts crying (at this point there are tears in the building) and then you walk away and feel fucking infuriated, usually a dumb friend comes along says something stupid like:


(YO MAN YOU WERE FUCKING RUNNING WILD, THAT SHIT IS CRAZY)


And though that SHIT was indeed wild you just keep walking. By the time you get home you start feeling some regret and..............ah screw you and your expectations in my moral teachings, I´ll just make a list:

1.CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
2. BREATHE
3. CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
4.TALK IT OUT
5.CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
6.Go for a jog or something
7.CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
8. Just take it easy cause angry people just make me spill my coffee....and I don´t even drink coffee