Glory Holes

Of course I said it, to all you fellows out there with kinky minds this is one you got right. For some reason there is one crazy statistic out there that claims that 3 out of every 5 thoughts a guy has are related to sex, but does that mean every guy you that is being nice to you is just trying to get in your pants? NO. See there are lots of movies and tv shows that talk about how guys dream about the day they lose their virginity or just trying to bang, YEAH I SAID BANG



You, actually most guys who actually think about sex tend to fantasize about girls they can´t actually get. Don´t get me wrong that doesn´t mean that you or all the average girls are at the reach of one´s hand and just a few drinks and the right words might take you to the sac, but I mean that sort of really badass girl who knows about cars, good music, shoots guns and is INSANELY HOT


(One can picture that in the bedroom and absolutely lose it)

Of course there are still sort of Rambo guys who just want to get the job done everyfucking where kinda like the usual Jersey Shore douche catching "grenades"


(The kinda guy that would make your dad cry if you brought him home)

But those guys are usually pigs girls don´t like and well guys don´t even want to be friends with (due to their constant telling of bullshit stories about how they banged a perfect ten last week; fyi Five two´s don´t count as a ten guys and girls). So don´t talk so much smack about how guys just want to get in your pants cause in reality we all have to admit a little pervert lives within us and well sex is just a natural part of life and I´m no Klingon but it sure as hell makes life,relationships and even friendships a bit more fun,casual and interesting. So just keep it real, wear a rubber and KEEP OFF THE CRACK.